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Profiles, Mugshots, and Identities collected by Secret Agent Smith
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The F.A.Q.
Under development. Updated July 16, 2003
About the Author
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Credits
Iguana Care Sheet
Contributions
Suspect Profiles
Agents
Introduction (Begin)
About the Iguana Mafia
Prologue
Drunk Lizards
Dog Destiny
Iguanas and Yellow Labs
Stinker: Protective Custody
Stinker: Miracle Poo
Stinker Still Not Eating
File Photographs: Suspects
Stinker's Diet (Update)
Stinker and Zetekitoxin
Mystical Powers
Possible Iguana
Stubbie is Recruited
Email intercept by SnakeKing
CrimeLord Moving to Cleveland
CrimeLord Arrives in Cleveland
Sorath's True Identity
Garbled Wiretap
Matters for Consideration
Telephone Outrage
Iguana Mafia Raided
Sorath's Evil Eye
UV-Lamp Dealer
"Save a Cricket" Expose
More Iguana Mafia
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Iguana Mafia and Cricket Cult of Cthulhu Suspect Profiles
Sorath
The undisputed Don of the Iguana Mafia. Sorath is an enigmatic
and charismatic figure. Unlike previous Dons, Sorath is
a visible and even gregarious iguana, though she does not
allow her sociability to interfere with her absolute control
over her organization, nor her watchful attention to every
detail. Sorath is suspected to be laundering her revenue
through several area pizza and pasta restaurants. Sorath
is involved with the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu, apparently
in a key position, if not as their actual leader. Sorath
is suspected of having international connections, but due
to her professional secrecy, it is difficult to be certain.
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Chaosmage
The information we have on Chaosmage is contradictory and at times, mystifying. Chaosmage appears to function as Consigliore to Sorath, as well as holding the position of High Priestess in the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu. At the same time as she holds this position, however, she seems to also express a strong dislike and even revulsion when interacting with crickets or other insectoid individuals. In other situations, she has exerted ruthless and lethal control over Cricket Cult members, going so far as to execute them for apparently minor infractions of Cult rules, even while blithely disregarding the same rules in her own life.
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Bill the Destroyer
AKA "6'5" 342lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal."
An "Enforcer" under Sorath in the Iguana Mafia,
"Bill" has an extensive rap sheet. Bill is considered to
be one of Sorath's most trusted enforcers. A recent wiretapped
phone conversation contained this comment from the suspect::
"I am at Sorath's disposal anytime, although my body
isn't as agile as it once was, my mind is still sharp as
a razor and my knowledge of "certain skills" are
still whispered in dark smokey back rooms of bars and pool
halls. I am always just a phone call away from my special
friends who consult me when soomething or someone needs
to be "taken care of"
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Maynard York Mr. York is a local street thug whom we suspect is a new recruit to the Iguana Mafia. He is also suspected to be deeply involved with a local religious cult, the so-called "Cricket Cult of Cthulhu". Recently arrested as a suspect in the Ohio Reptile Pothos Raid, Mr. York initially denied all involvement with the Iguana Mafia, but several days later contacted our department and began providing information. While at present apparently a peripheral member of both groups, this individual bears watching and cultivating by our agents.
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Fr0glet
Froglet is a known master chemist, with a specialization
in poisons and toxins. A suspected assasin and "hitman",
she is considered to be one of the most lethal members of
the Iguana Mafia, and is particularly skilled in the use
of ordinary household foods and chemicals as ingredients
in her poisons. Froglet is reputedly a devout member of
the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu, and is known for her devotion
to Sorath, and her single minded dedication in "rescuing"
reptiles who have potential in the Iguana Mafia.
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c1c0 (Anna)
c1c0 is a high ranking member of the Italian Branch of
the Iguana Mafia. While we know little regarding her or
her association with Sorath, what we do know is that she
is the head of an extensive underground market in the highly
illegal UV Light Weapons Trafficking. As a high ranking
member of the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu, c1c0 is also a key
suspect in instigating revolutionary war in a number of
third world countries, and is considered to be profoundly
ruthless, even regarding herself and her own family. It
is rumored that Anna offered to "rip off her fingernails
and send them to Sorath personally", as proof of her
dedication.
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"The Doc"
At present we have little information regarding the "Doc",
beyond that she is deeply trusted in her role as Sorath's
private Physician. It is known that she was called to Sorath's
residence in mid-May, after what we believe to be an assasination
attempt upon Sorath. Since then, we have had reports that
Doc is involved with handling the Iguana Mafia and Cricket
Cult international affairs, in particular their Middle Eastern
alliances, though details have been difficult to come by.
We do have one apparently significant photograph,
which was obtained at great personal risk by one of our
top covert surveillance operatives, Mousie. While detailed
technical and chemical analysis of this digital photograph
suggests that it is in fact authentic, we are unable to
ascertain it's significance with our current information
resources.
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Adira (aka Kitzunkaze)
Adira is suspected to be a high ranking member of the Inner
Circle of the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu, as well as being a
major Northern Ohio area Pothos grower and supplier. She is
reputedly a Recruiter for the CCC, as she has been repeatedly
sighted in the company of Chaosmage, as well as that of a
number of suspected Iguana Mafia Soldiers and Recruits. Adira
apparently has a key role in the Rituals of Sorath, as she
has been seen bringing large offerings of flowers to what
we believe to be the main Temple of Cthulhu. In a recent wiretap
intercept, she was recorded as discussing the acquisition
and wholesale slaughter of mice in what appears to be some
sort of bloodthirsty sacrificial rites. Apparently, in these
horrifying and unbelievable rites, the mice are actually monitored
and then devoured by a reptilian creature directly from the
Savannas of Africa.
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Zetekitoxin
Zetekitoxin, who also goes by the pseudonym "Z" is the
recognized head of the Capitol Hill Pothos Drug Cartel,
although she is currently believed to be in hiding somewhere
in the midwest, due to backlash from her participation in
Sorath's takeover of territories held by several underworld
families. Z is considered to have nearly single-handedly
caused much of the problem our country currently faces with
Pothos addiction in reptiles, predominantly because of the
aggressive tactics she and her organization use in promoting
Pothos use as a recreational drug amongst juvenile herps.
Her organization is particularly problematical, as her rumored
connections to a number of powerful Washington figures allows
her to operate with relative impunity and disregard for
the Law. She is also known to utilize a number of disguises,
as seen in this photograph
obtained by Field Agent Jones in Indiana. Agent Jone's
surveillance report
is available, as is a copy of a tip
provided by one of our reasonably reliable informants,
Jimmy the Rat.
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Guido
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Jennifer Kiz (aka Jenn, Kiz)
Jenn seems to have possible connections to the Cricket
Cult of Cthulhu, but her specific association to this organization
is ambiguous at best. In her public life, she is an independently
wealthy socialite, who sits on the board of a number of
charitable organizations aimed at aiding and benefitting
disadvantaged Cricket Youths, in particular the "Save
a Cricket Foundation".
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