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Stubbie is Recruited
Email intercept by SnakeKing
CrimeLord Moving to Cleveland
CrimeLord Arrives in Cleveland
Sorath's True Identity
Garbled Wiretap
Matters for Consideration
Telephone Outrage
Iguana Mafia Raided
Sorath's Evil Eye
UV-Lamp Dealer
"Save a Cricket" Expose
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Sorath

The undisputed Don of the Iguana Mafia. Sorath is an enigmatic and charismatic figure. Unlike previous Dons, Sorath is a visible and even gregarious iguana, though she does not allow her sociability to interfere with her absolute control over her organization, nor her watchful attention to every detail. Sorath is suspected to be laundering her revenue through several area pizza and pasta restaurants. Sorath is involved with the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu, apparently in a key position, if not as their actual leader. Sorath is suspected of having international connections, but due to her professional secrecy, it is difficult to be certain.

 
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Chaosmage

The information we have on Chaosmage is contradictory and at times, mystifying. Chaosmage appears to function as Consigliore to Sorath, as well as holding the position of High Priestess in the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu. At the same time as she holds this position, however, she seems to also express a strong dislike and even revulsion when interacting with crickets or other insectoid individuals. In other situations, she has exerted ruthless and lethal control over Cricket Cult members, going so far as to execute them for apparently minor infractions of Cult rules, even while blithely disregarding the same rules in her own life.

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Bill the Destroyer

AKA "6'5" 342lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal."

An "Enforcer" under Sorath in the Iguana Mafia, "Bill" has an extensive rap sheet. Bill is considered to be one of Sorath's most trusted enforcers. A recent wiretapped phone conversation contained this comment from the suspect:: "I am at Sorath's disposal anytime, although my body isn't as agile as it once was, my mind is still sharp as a razor and my knowledge of "certain skills" are still whispered in dark smokey back rooms of bars and pool halls. I am always just a phone call away from my special friends who consult me when soomething or someone needs to be "taken care of"

 
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Maynard York

Mr. York is a local street thug whom we suspect is a new recruit to the Iguana Mafia. He is also suspected to be deeply involved with a local religious cult, the so-called "Cricket Cult of Cthulhu". Recently arrested as a suspect in the Ohio Reptile Pothos Raid, Mr. York initially denied all involvement with the Iguana Mafia, but several days later contacted our department and began providing information. While at present apparently a peripheral member of both groups, this individual bears watching and cultivating by our agents.

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Fr0glet

Froglet is a known master chemist, with a specialization in poisons and toxins. A suspected assasin and "hitman", she is considered to be one of the most lethal members of the Iguana Mafia, and is particularly skilled in the use of ordinary household foods and chemicals as ingredients in her poisons. Froglet is reputedly a devout member of the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu, and is known for her devotion to Sorath, and her single minded dedication in "rescuing" reptiles who have potential in the Iguana Mafia.

 
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c1c0 (Anna)

c1c0 is a high ranking member of the Italian Branch of the Iguana Mafia. While we know little regarding her or her association with Sorath, what we do know is that she is the head of an extensive underground market in the highly illegal UV Light Weapons Trafficking. As a high ranking member of the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu, c1c0 is also a key suspect in instigating revolutionary war in a number of third world countries, and is considered to be profoundly ruthless, even regarding herself and her own family. It is rumored that Anna offered to "rip off her fingernails and send them to Sorath personally", as proof of her dedication.

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"The Doc"

At present we have little information regarding the "Doc", beyond that she is deeply trusted in her role as Sorath's private Physician. It is known that she was called to Sorath's residence in mid-May, after what we believe to be an assasination attempt upon Sorath. Since then, we have had reports that Doc is involved with handling the Iguana Mafia and Cricket Cult international affairs, in particular their Middle Eastern alliances, though details have been difficult to come by. We do have one apparently significant photograph, which was obtained at great personal risk by one of our top covert surveillance operatives, Mousie. While detailed technical and chemical analysis of this digital photograph suggests that it is in fact authentic, we are unable to ascertain it's significance with our current information resources.

 
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Adira (aka Kitzunkaze)

Adira is suspected to be a high ranking member of the Inner Circle of the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu, as well as being a major Northern Ohio area Pothos grower and supplier. She is reputedly a Recruiter for the CCC, as she has been repeatedly sighted in the company of Chaosmage, as well as that of a number of suspected Iguana Mafia Soldiers and Recruits. Adira apparently has a key role in the Rituals of Sorath, as she has been seen bringing large offerings of flowers to what we believe to be the main Temple of Cthulhu. In a recent wiretap intercept, she was recorded as discussing the acquisition and wholesale slaughter of mice in what appears to be some sort of bloodthirsty sacrificial rites. Apparently, in these horrifying and unbelievable rites, the mice are actually monitored and then devoured by a reptilian creature directly from the Savannas of Africa.

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Zetekitoxin

Zetekitoxin, who also goes by the pseudonym "Z" is the recognized head of the Capitol Hill Pothos Drug Cartel, although she is currently believed to be in hiding somewhere in the midwest, due to backlash from her participation in Sorath's takeover of territories held by several underworld families. Z is considered to have nearly single-handedly caused much of the problem our country currently faces with Pothos addiction in reptiles, predominantly because of the aggressive tactics she and her organization use in promoting Pothos use as a recreational drug amongst juvenile herps. Her organization is particularly problematical, as her rumored connections to a number of powerful Washington figures allows her to operate with relative impunity and disregard for the Law. She is also known to utilize a number of disguises, as seen in this  photograph   obtained by Field Agent Jones in Indiana. Agent Jone's surveillance report  is available, as is a copy of a   tip  provided by one of our reasonably reliable informants, Jimmy the Rat.

 
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Jennifer Kiz (aka Jenn, Kiz)

Jenn seems to have possible connections to the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu, but her specific association to this organization is ambiguous at best. In her public life, she is an independently wealthy socialite, who sits on the board of a number of charitable organizations aimed at aiding and benefitting disadvantaged Cricket Youths, in particular the "Save a Cricket Foundation".

 
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