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Matters for Consideration

by Chaosmage

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From:
Chaosmage
High Priestess of the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu
Order of the Dragon

To:
Stinker
Consigliore to Sorath in her Incarnation as the Mafioso, Tita the Blade.

All Hail the Return of The Great One, Sorath, may She Fly Through The Heavens Forever.

Felicitations upon you and your household.

We shall be both direct and brief in our communications. We have chosen this newsgroup as a point of contact, as it maintains a certain degree of convenience. Naturally, key points shall be encoded, but those who have need to understand, shall understand. Please attend the email intercept attached below, for clarification as to certain points in this contact.

As you have been involved in our efforts with developing diplomatic alliances with the Capitol Hill Pothos Cartel, we feel that it may be relevant that you be included in recent intelligence we have gathered regarding our new allies in the Capitol Hill Pothos Cartel, particularly with regard as to how their respective talents may be incorporated in furthering the Fulfillment of the Prophesy, that Sorath, in her return, shall Rule the World.

Specifically, we have noted certain cooperative efforts between two members of the Cartel, the one Zetekitoxin, with whom you are already well acquainted, and an individual known to us as Froglet. Froglet has been revealed to have certain valuable skills in the distillation of exotic toxins and compounds from natural ingredients such as apple seed. While not all portions of the communicque intercept were clear, it is evident from what we were able to make out that she is active in the Cartel, and further, has demonstrated her loyalty both by recruiting various serpents and amphibians to the cause, as well as showing the ability to ruthlessly use her skills in the "elimination" of those problematical to the Cause, often by the judicious provision of her appleseed distillates.

We recommend exploring further affiliation with this Froglet, as her talents may be useful at some time in the future.

We also recommend an investigation of one individual by the name of John York. While little is known of this young man at this point in time, we have noted several points of interest regarding this individual as one with potential, who should be considered for candidacy as an Initiate of the Order of the Dragon in the Cricket Cult of Cthulhu. We would go so far as to suggest that he is in fact a strong candidate.

He has been observed exploring with interest into what elements of the Orders' teachings have been placed in his presence, even unto the extent of reaching out and actively attempting his own invocations and calls. We acknowledge that his outreaches have been ineffective and at times misguided, such as when he recently contacted the aforementioned Froglet, in an attempted acquisition of, of all things, *snails*. It is our speculation that he had perhaps mistranslated a certain manuscript which he had found imbedded deep within the pages of a certain internet website, reading the references as the provision of habitat for "snails" rather than "crickets". Regardless, such errors in a Neophyte are both understandable, and to a certain degree, forgivable. His enthusiasm for the quest is what is of interest to us at this time, and it is for this reason that we recommend that further signs and contacts be placed in this one's path, that he may be further led towards the Truth of Sorath.

With deepest respect,

Chaosmage

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