The Iguana Mafia

Sorath's True Identity

by Chaosmage

Site Map
with story and page
descriptions
The F.A.Q.
Under development. Updated July 16, 2003
About the Author
coming soon
Credits
Iguana Care Sheet
Contributions
Suspect Profiles
Agents
Introduction (Begin)
About the Iguana Mafia
Prologue
Drunk Lizards
Dog Destiny
Iguanas and Yellow Labs
Stinker: Protective Custody
Stinker: Miracle Poo
Stinker Still Not Eating
File Photographs: Suspects
Stinker's Diet (Update)
Stinker and Zetekitoxin
Mystical Powers
Possible Iguana
Stubbie is Recruited
Email intercept by SnakeKing
CrimeLord Moving to Cleveland
CrimeLord Arrives in Cleveland
Sorath's True Identity
Garbled Wiretap
Matters for Consideration
Telephone Outrage
Iguana Mafia Raided
Sorath's Evil Eye
UV-Lamp Dealer
"Save a Cricket" Expose
More Iguana Mafia
coming soon

The Order of the Dragon
Cricket Cult of Cthulhu
Cleveland Headquarters
Saturday, May 24, 2003

Internal Documentation.

Honors to all who walk in the True Path and await the Fulfillment of the Prophesy.

The individual who gives her identity as the Iguana Mafioso Tita “The Blade” Turello has now been under observation since she arrived at our Cleveland Ohio headquarters slightly over two week ago.

We wish to report that the situation is far more dire than anticipated, but with significant and wondrous implications.

During this time, observational and her behavioral evidence has clearly led us to the unfortunate conclusion that this “Tita” had completely forgotten her true nature and identity. We further believe this amnesia was induced during her extended indoctrination and deprogramming while she was incarcerated at the Northern Virginia Reptile Cult Rescue. Our team of medical specialists have assured us, however, that with sufficient time and rest, she will recover her memories and return to what she truly is, and thereby fulfill her destiny.

We must again reiterate our appreciation of the courageous efforts of Agents Zetekitoxin and Waterdog, in making their daring entry into the very halls of the NVRCR so as to effect the 11th hour rescue of Ms. Turello, and then defying all odds by personally bringing her unharmed to our safe-house; all of this done in the face of great personal danger to themselves. We have all had experience with the speed and efficacy of the operations of those in that agency, as well as direct knowledge of their connections: indeed, they are allied with those who walk the halls of the highest powers with impunity, unaffected by the laws of this land.

As an aside, you may be unaware that we have also discovered that the Director of Operations at the NVRCR is reputedly a former FBI agent. This has potentially explosive implications for our own operations.

But we digress.

Internal agents have conducted extensive research into Ms. Turello’s background, and were also able to obtain compelling evidence in the form of a photograph taken while Ms. Turello was taking a walk and believed herself unobserved.

As requested, our findings have been summarized for review below.

It is clear that the position and duties of Mafia Don is an appropriate cover for Ms. Turello, as she has demonstrated a particular aptitude for the role, and we recommend that she continue in her present employ. However, it is also abundantly clear that she is not a “Common Green Iguana”, of the family and genus Iguana iguana, by any stretch of the imagination. Rather, she is to be counted among those known as Iguana draconis-rex…the Royal Green Dragon.

We will not evade the issue. We are convinced and satisfied by the evidence presented by our assistants. Ms. Tita “The Blade” Turello is in fact and actuality the notorious and feared Dragon Sorath, who has returned once again to walk among us, in fulfillment of the Prophesy.

We understand your reservations and even disbelief with regards to this statement, but we believe the findings are in absolute support of our claim. Kindly bear with us and hear the evidence, as it was presented to us.

Three years ago, Ms. Turello mysteriously appeared and began her work under the guise of a simple student at a small college in Arkham, Massachusetts. We have been unable to trace any records regarding Ms. Turello or her activities whatsoever prior to her enrollment at the school.

To refresh your memory, The Great Dragon Sorath has been absent from all contact and communications during the same timeframe. While this alone might be construed as merely a slight coincidence, further parallels indicate otherwise.

The Dragon Sorath’s distinctive appearance we are sure is familiar to you. As you may recall, Sorath has ever been described as having numerous long and wickedly curved spikes running the length of her back and tail. She has also been described as being utterly hairless, with greenish gray skin and razor sharp claws on each hand. Even her magnificent wings have hooked claws at the joint. Further, she has a wide mouth lined with rows of hundreds of teeth, each sharp and serrated like a shark’s teeth. Her most compelling characteristic is that she is first and foremost a true fire-breathing solar dragon, with radiant golden eyes which glow with a “mad intelligence”. Indeed, Sorath has always been considered the most fearsome of the dragon-kin.

Please, bear with us further. I draw your attention to the one who has been walking among us under the pseudonym “Tita”. Do not be deceived by the apparent absence of wings. We will address that in a moment. Tita has the claws…each of us bears abundant scars and still healing wounds in testimony to the savage power of her weapons. Likewise does she wear the curved spines, the legendary grey and silver head along with the brilliant green and black markings along her flanks. We know you have already seen the teeth in action as she tears into her meals.

Finally, she bears the golden and brilliant eyes, and yes, her eyes also manifest that “mad intelligence” for which Sorath is so reknowned.

But what of the wings, you ask? Where are the wings? We agree, the apparently missing wings, might at first appear to be conclusive evidence that Tita is NOT the legendary Sorath. However, we have proof, that she is winged, and that someone merely has found a way to conceal their presence, though whether through the use of magic, or through the use of some scientific device developed and obtained in secret, we do not know. We have seen with our own eyes, and we were able to obtain a photograph of the Great One. It is this that we lay before you now, as proof that the Prophesy has been fulfilled even in our own lifetime, and Sorath walks this earth again. Please, we beg of you, view the image and see for your own eyes the truth of which we speak.

The photographic evidence has been archived for your convenience at the following location: http://members.nccw.net/coyote/familypages/sorath.htm. For the sake of security, the site is disguised as a collection of "family album photographs". We have included two copies of the image: one in small format, the other sized as computer wallpaper, for greater ease of examination.

It is not necessary for us to remind you that you must speak of this to no one, at least until Sorath is ready to reveal her presence and identity on Her own terms.

Respectfully,

Magister Chaosmage
Adeptus 9th degree
Order of the Dragon
Cricket Cult of Cthulhu