Telephone Outrage

Suspicions

by Chaosmage

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Telephone Outrage
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From: Chaosmage

To: Iguana Mafia and Cricket Cult Security Staff:
Special Attn: Bill the Destroyer:

Re: Suspicious Activities

All Hail the Magnificence of Sorath, May She Fly Forever.

As you know, We were without telephone service, for two nights following the severe thunderstorms in the area. Normally, we would not consider this to be anything other than a minor annoyance with purely natural causes. Normally.

Several circumstances have come to our attention which have caused us to reassess our position regarding this, notably the following:

The disruption in communications coincided with the original scheduled CCC meeting regarding the upcoming Holy Day in Celebration of The Harvest of Cthulu. It is our opinion that this may have been deliberate, as immeditately prior to the loss of dial tone on Monday evening, I happened to look out the back office window, and saw what at the time *appeared* to be a phone company van in the parking lot behind our headquarters.

Second: when speaking with the repairman today, he mentioned that it appeared that the wires had been "bumped", and that this is what had caused our loss of phone service. He stated that he thought they had been working on the phone lines for the next street over, and that this "might" have been when it occurred. While such an explanation might ordinarily be sufficient, I will note that this would suggest a late night repair job on a telephone pole, during a lightning storm. I would consider this most unlikely.

Upon reflection, I am concerned that this may have been a deliberate act of sabotage. I am also concerned that it may have been the result of an attempt at "tapping" our phone lines, and that security here at the headquarters has been compromised. This does not make me happy, and needless to say, Sorath will be furious.

I expect this to be investigated, I expect to have answers as to who or what that van ACTUALLY was, and I expect a solution to be on my desk by the end of this week. I want this situation RESOLVED. I expect to be reporting solutions to Sorath.

Magister Chaosmage
Adeptus 9th degree
Order of the Dragon
Cricket Cult of Cthulhu