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Security Release: Eyes Only
File: Iguana Mafia Sting Operation
To: Agent Smith
From: Agent SnakeKing
Re: Newsgroup rec.pets.herp Intercepts.
Priority Level: Looks Serious!
Sir:
I just pulled this out of a wiretap on Zetekitoxin's phone. She
is talking with someone by the name of Froglet or Froglegs. Not
sure which. The tap was pretty staticky. I'm forwarding this to
you immediately, because it sounds like they are discussing a murder
(or food poisoning). Unfortunately, the transcript was garbled.
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Transcript of intercepted communique:
Zetekitoxin: "If I recall correctly, apple seeds can be toxic."
Froglet: (unintelligible)
Zetekitoxin: "Yes...I read somewhere that they are used or
could be used to
make, I dunno, I forget if it was cyanide or arsenic or something
like that."
Froglet: "Interesting that you should say that..with the situation
with ..(garbled)... in notes I keep, I recorded that when I feed
him the apple... (unintelligible)..., he gets a different poo consistency...a
stringy fish shit style. Only happens if he gets seeds. Far out.
I've poisoned him."
Zetekitoxin: "Interesting. Is Jorge or Bill in on this?"
Froglet: "Are you kidding? They are ...(unintelligible). I
(unintelligible) them. Besides, with all these new ...(recruits?),
I...wait, did you hear something?
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After this, they changed the subject.
Just an FYI.
Agent SnakeKing
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